I should go and buy 4D

Monday, December 06, 2010

Over the weekends, Des and I had a meal outside, at the type of place where they give you a packet of wet tissue as well (and of course, charge you for it).

I was mildly irritated by the fact that he used up both packets of it at the end of the meal.

"Why did you use mine!" I banged my fist on the table and demanded.

His emotionless reply was "But you always never use what."

It was true, to a certain degree. I keep it in my bag for emergencies, so I retorted with a "I need to keep it! So that when you stand under the tree while smoking and you kana bird sh*t, I can help you clean it off!"

Fast forward to 15mins later, we were out of Orchard Central and was comfortably strolling along Orchard Road while being semi-blinded by the blinging Christmas deco that engulfed all the other Orchard Road pedestrians as well.

If you haven't strolled along Orchard Road for a long time, well, there seem to have been ane explosion in the population of birds along Orchard Road, whose chirps could easily rival that of what you hear along Balestier in the late evenings.

"Wa! So many birds!" Des looked up and said, while smoking.

"Yes! And you see, you used up MY packet of wet tissue that I may need to clean bird sh*t with." I replied him while looking up at the trees as well.

True enough, within 10 seconds after I finished my sentence, something landed on his arm.

Guess who thankfully had a huge Reserve of wet tissues to clean off the poo?

CiiN Sniffed Her Pillow At 9:24 pm