Some men are...

Friday, December 18, 2009

Stupid.

Seriously.

There are alot of Rule Number Ones in the world.

But one of them has got to be:

You CANNOT.. NEVER EVER.. get the same Christmas gift for your girlfriend and your girl friend.

I thought this was bad enough until I heard one even worser scenario: Boyfriend bought his girlfriend chocolates, yet bought his female friend a heart-shape necklace.

Ought to be shot. Like, 3 million times.

I was thinking of how the girlfriend ought to wring his neck, tie a rope around his ankles and then hang him upside-down on the outside of a building that rivals the height of the Empire State Building.

CiiN Sniffed Her Pillow At 11:49 pm

Hole In The Wall...

Monday, December 07, 2009

So... the stupid rabbit got herself into another trouble again.

She made a frigging hole in the wall.

*rolls eyes*

I mean, which blardy rabbit is as destructive as mine?

Or should I be asking, WHEN THE HECK DID RABBITS BECOME LIKE THAT?

Since no one warned me, let my example serve as a warning to all of you instead. Rabbits are called PESTS for a reason!

I now (sort of) understand why farmers in some countries shoot them on sight.

Oh sure they are cute and cuddly... even I will not deny that...



But that's ONLY when they are young and sleep half the time.

Now that Popiah is all grown up (don't get me wrong, I still love her), and after having to replace a chewed PC speaker wire AND modem wire later.. I thought that nothing could get worse anymore.

I mean, all I had to keep away from the little rabbit was wires, right?

WRONG!

Popiah... the one with the invincible bunny teeth could chew through everything! And here I was thinking that only Cockroaches could do that!!

CiiN Sniffed Her Pillow At 9:38 pm

Fishy Business

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Do you know at Watson's they are selling this huuuggeee Chupa Chupps?

Ya.. Chupa Chupps. You know.. that lollipop?

It must have been like.. what... a hundred times the size of a normal Chupa.

Probably a gigantic one filled with alot of little ones inside (I mean, what else, right?).

In fact it kinda look like those primitive instruments that they always fill with beans, sand, or rice and then shake it to create some sort of rhythmn to accompany a tune.

Delighted, I showed it to Des.

After several unsuccessful times of trying to attract his attention (I never knew what to call him when we're out.. Call Des? Dee? Mond? Puppy? Kor Kor?)... I finally showed him the huge Chupa Chupps.

As you would have guessed, he started to try to juggle it.

I said something along the lines of stop it.

Too late. He dropped the blardy thing.

As we were rushing to put it back where I took it and then pretend that nothing was going on, the girl who was walking in front of us (shop was quite crowded. Wait a minute.. Watson's is ALWAYS crowded) suddenly decided that she really wanted to find something in her huge bag.

I understand the implications of having a huge bag although it gives a better sense of security.

But along with this faux sense of security also comes this ridiculously difficult way of finding your stuff in the bag. Especially when you are looking for your house key. Speaking of which I actually found the solution to it but I'd take a photo and show it to all of you when I really buy it.

So there she was, standing there in the middle of the aisle. We were less than a metre away (it was a BIG Watson's outlet) with the huge and probably already cracked Chupa Chupps that we so eagerly wanted to put back.

Yes. She must be thinking that she was the only person shopping at Watson's. *rolls eyes*

At which Des did something blardy hilarious. He held the Chupa Chupps up and acted like he was going to knock her head with it. Of course, she didn't know because Ms Ignorant had half her head in her really big bag.

To all living human beings, please remember we are not alone!

I'm not referring to aliens. I'm referring to people. This world is overpopulated so please do your part not just by recycling but by also:

1) Do NOT blardy stand there and block everyone's way just because you suddenly want to find something in your huge bag

2) Try not to use a huge bag. Which brings me to another story about this stupid girl using a LV Vernis handbag. It wasn't big. It was longish. She's like trying to shove in my face on the crowded MRT. I usually have high tolerance for inconsiderate idiots but that was almost pushing me over the edge. I really really wanted to actually voice out and ask her can she not put it over her shoulder and just hold it on her hand.

And YOU! Yes, you! Good-for-nothing boyfriend standing beside her, you saw how I was like SNIFFING the bag. What? You think I was appreciating the smell of LV Leather? I throw my Nike shoe at your face then you know. And then, as I've told Shakila many times, I will faster go and buy that Adidas pumps that we saw the other day.

3) Never EVER get off an escalator and then immediately STAND THERE not moving pondering whether you should turn left or right. Always stand to the side first AND THEN think all you want. Heck, you can even stand one side already and then sleep there for all I care.

I mean, just one idiot is all it takes to jam up the entire escalator because everyone is trying to not get their feet sucked under!

4) Pls do NOT NEVER EVER.. read newspapers on the bus. I hate smoking. Cigarettes and all things remotely associated, including yellow coloured boxes.. but there were times I have to admit that I wished I had a lighter.

Because I could use it to set fire to the newspaper that another inconsiderate idiot is reading on the train when there is not enough standing space to even breathe or not touch each other.

It's amazing. I think my teacher is way wrong. A lecturer back in TP once said that the most amazing part about taking public transport in Singapore is that no matter how crowded, everyone will do their very best to not touch each other at all.

So wrong, I tell you.

Where is the 'no touch at all' when one moment I'm sniffing an LV bag, the next moment I'm sniffing the (organic) printed ink of a newspaper?

It's bad enough that there are mornings I wake up smelling like my dog but at least I get to bathe after that.. but it's even worse when after bathing, I had to go back to smelling like something that my rabbit pees on.

......I know it's wrong to sound so agitated in the middle of the night, especially on a Saturday but you must understand that I am typing this as a very hungry (and lazy) person.. and Mummy doesn't want to cook Myojo Mee for me after she has so fortunately feasted on abalone and shark's fin at a wedding just now!.....

Bottomline: If you bought a huge Chupa only to unwrap the packaging and discover that it is cracked... it is NOT us :)

CiiN Sniffed Her Pillow At 12:19 am